Twisted

🎌COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT🎌
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I woke up with a combination of 15 oldies songs about the dance The Twist mashed together and stuck on loop in my head.

I can’t make it stop.

It’s all I hear.

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It’s Chubby Checker trying to communicate from the afterlife

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Chubby is still twisting. He ain’t dead yet!

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:exploding_head:
Did not know that. I cant keep up with all the celebs dying

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Have you tried prune juice?

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Yeah, it’s ok, So’s grape juice.

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Who? ME? :: looks around in bewilderment ::
Uhh… Sorry, I’m too young to be trying that stuff.
“Too soon for the prune.” That’s what we kids say around here.
It’s how Alice and I usually say ‘hello’ and ‘goodbye.’

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Twisty the Clown reminding you to eat your veggies!

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Not Aloha?
You know in England and Austrailia, they say, “oi! Cxnt!” And somehow they know who is talking to who.

Going to see a junior level mental health counsellor today. Anything you need me to ask about?

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