Saw the nieces today, they told me to keep the beard but keep it short. My oldest said she doesnt want me to look like Charlie Manson.
Now I’m Graybeard the Pirate. Youngest niece will give me a clip on pirate earing, a hat and an eyepatch next time I go to their house
AAArrrrrrrr!
Also, we went to a gay coffeehouse and the TG behind the bar said I looked good as is (sort of) and I told (?) that the women my age are all grandmothers and (s)he? said eeewwww