I cant use an iPhone. I need real buttons and real options. How the FK do you use the keypad to press option 4 while listening to a computer answering machine? There are NO BUTTONS, and the damn thing cant even hang up the call to retry. Screw that shit! 
I have to admit, I’m a little disappointed. I thought you might have had a dream that you found yourself in the middle of some cult that ran a commune in an orchard, and you’d be like, “But it turned out okay – I’m a whisky man, and I wouldn’t drink the cider.”
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I loved homemade fruit wine when I lived in London. Scrumpie is hard core hard cider. Apples were always my favorite fruit.
I just cant figure out the iPhone cult and how to use the damned thing.
ALSO: The Wicker Man, both versions are all about Pagan Apple Cultists
if you have Paramount Plus, Mystic Britain will tell you all about the Druids and burning men
NM, it’s on YT:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mystic+britain+full+episodes
My next car is going to be a late 1990s hearse for two reasons: NO touchscreens, and cargo capacity. I’m not doing modern cars anymore. I want buttons, I want levers, I want toggles, I want knobs. Touchscreens should be illegal same as phones in a car. You see better with your hands than with your eyes anyway
There’s actually a peach wine in Niagara up here that’s AMAZING! And people think it’s gonna be some sweet, syrupy dessert wine because it’s made with fruit, but it’s not. It’s just an AMAZING, light and crisp wine that naturally contains the essence of the peaches it’s made from. The owner hates making it because it’s hard on the machinery, the pits, etc, but he can’t stop making it because it’s too good and sells too well.
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Montreal Cider Punk
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