“Honk your last horn, clown. You’re done for sure.” 
Art is okay-ish. I didnt really find him scary or creepy. He was just a guy. TWISTY the clown from AHS was much scarier, the bondage guy in 8MM was creepy, Frank N Furter was creepier, even Silva from Skyfall was creepy. Our clown needs to be a depraved bisexual like Craig Furguson
Equally creepy to both sexes. If you like YOUR penis, dont watch his latest comedy show. He gets Covid every time he goes to Scotland, and he got a bizarre infection on his, and he describes it in great detail.
We actually have a guy in Toronto called Porno the clown, and he is REALLY creepy (even though I’m sure he’s a nice guy), because 1. his clown voice is SO creepy – it’s quiet and high and slow and tentative and 2. he has those dead grey shark eyes, you know what I mean, where there doesn’t seem to be anything behind them? His business card reads “Porno the Clown. Yes, we also do children’s shows!” (Although he nixes the moniker for the kids shows and just does the Bozo thing, natch).
Get his card!
Further to the above, he did a stage act once where he told another clown, in his creepiest of voices, that he was feeling embarassed because he’d never been in an orgy. So, they recruited audience members (NOT ME) to come up on stage and stand shoulder to shoulder with the two clowns and then… oy… rise and fall and undulate, moaning and groaning the whole time. IT WAS WEIRD. Like, seriously just weird. Yeah, come to think of it, he’d be perfect.