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Euphoria the drug show on TV? Is this like an AC/DC tribute band? He-She/DC? Hell’s Belles is better. Ever listen to Lez Zeppelin? There was an explosion of Zep tribute bands in the 90s. I miss The King, the Irish Elvis impersonator who did the Richard Cheese versions of pop songs if Elvis had done them.
I once saw a Chinese Elvis impersonator. Once was enough because the guy’s boss in the restaurant made him do the act and he had to get roaring drunk to psych himself up enough to step out in front of the crowd. He was rubbish. Poor guy.
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I hated Karaoke night. Ever seen Beavis and Butt-Head? You remember Hank Hill/ Mr Anderson? I sound like him.
“You kids stop whacking off in muh Tool shed”
I have a voice for radio and the face to match. I used to be called Kermit before B&B because I sound like Jim Henson. I do a mean Rolf the Dog impersonation.
Oh yeah, I can sing Viva Las Vegas, and that’s it. I murdered a couple of love songs when I was in love and engaged almost 30 years ago. I cant dance either. The ladies LOVE me! LOL
Karaoke - I killed “Addicted To Love” stone dead at a works evening do. Got completely wasted, pushed up onto the stage, murdered a few lines then fell off in an unrehearsed crowd surf. Ripped suit, loads of bruises, lethal hangover. Never again.
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The cure for a hangover is bacon and cabbage for some reason. Both the Ancient Egyptians and the Germans figured it out separately. Unfortunately I can no longer digest fatty foods, bacon and hamburgers kill me. Fortunately I rarely get hangovers. I really need to quit drinking entirely, but that might kill me as well. It’s a real thing. So you kids lay off them damned White Claws, they’re no good you hear?
Dean Martin said, “Good Judgement comes from Experience, Experience comes from Bad Judgement.” Lay off them White Claws
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Not necessarily beautiful but MUTATED!
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