On Speed Dial
Ok, let’s call him and we’ll read the script to him over the phone. You guys are pretty funny, so that’s probably all we’ll need. He’ll know it’s gold as soon as he hears it. Who’s got the script?
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Wolfie writes the comedy, I write the action/gore. He just needs a break from all the lesbians. You’d think the dude would get tired, but apparently he has stamina
FYI, if I have to look at any scripts… it had better be typed with this. It’s free and now all of you know, so there are no excuses:
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Done
I’ll start writing an outline tonight & share with @Wolfmanof72 All I care about is Danny on Danny action, and sexy Clowngirls
Scripts are written a very certain way. If it’s not this way, it must not be a movie script, therefore it will be doomed to never grow up and be a real movie.
These are not my rules. There are no exceptions.
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I wrote a failed novel once, several essays and the specs for a Chlorine Gas Laser
I’m a writer as well as a painter. I just cant do math without the formulae
The only Prompts I have at the moment are
- Danny v Danny Luche Libre
- Clowngirls
- ?
- Profit!
You kids roll the dice, pick words out of a hat, give me more to work with
You totally forgot the Monsters!
You’re the Wolfman…
So, I’m thinking a barely veiled parody of The Dark Knight Returns graphic novel…
20 minutes into the Future, radioactive mutations (like in a Troma film), Post Aporkalips Detroit, Trumps war with Canada isnt going well, Danny Trejo has to save America from an Evil Mutant Danny Devito (revisiting Louie DePalma from Taxi) Christopher Lloyd needs a new house, so maybe he can be his henchman Not-Jim. Roving gangs of Clowngirls on roller skates (rollerderby clowngirls) terrorise the good “christian” Normies… Only Danny Trejo can save Detroit! But no one can know it’s him, so he’s in disguise as a Luche Libre… We just need a cool name for him
El Santo?
ARE WE MAKING THE NEXT EL SANTO MOVIE?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Santo Diablo
Robert Rodriguez already used “El Rey” the king, with a dove icon that’s obviously the Holy Spirit, in Grindhouse
Do we have nasty boy Quentin torn apart by Wolfie after jerking to Clowngirl shoes? He’s obviously the depraved henchman to Not-Louie. Actually Rollergirl skates are foul… QT played a rapist mutant in Planet Terror and Stuntman in Death Proof was based on himself.
EL SANTO
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I don’t think so, considering the Santo family are still wrestling today. We’d never get the rights without putting one of them in the role.
We could do the Clark Kent thing… You know how Superman just puts on a pair of glasses and no one knows it’s him? We could have Trejo wear a mask and call himself “El mostacho con machete,” the moustache with a machete. And then we show a Mexican news anchor be like, “Who IS this masked man!!! Hmm… El mostacho con machete… El MOSTACHO con machete… El mostacho con MACHETE… (shrug) ¡Sí, no tengo nada! (Yeah, I’ve got nothing!)”
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So what I’m hearing, is that that Dannys are IN our league, but the Santo family isn’t… Ok…
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Santo Diablo just means Holy Devil
Are we going full Future Retro with a 1960’s set, and DISCO?
The messed up thing about Santo movies is that in EVERY one of them that I’ve watched, in EVERY film, he’s got a different young girlfriend, and in EVERY movie, there’s an identical scene where he tells the young woman, “Juanita/Lupita/Maria, your father was a good man… and a VERY good friend. Before he died, I promised him to always take care of you…”
And I’m like, “…So you’re DATING her?? …WAIT A MINUTE!! This happens in every film! FOR HOW MANY NOW-DEAD fathers did you promise to take care of their daughters… by dating them??! THAT’S IT! SANTO’S been killing fathers so he can groom their daughters!”
I mean, it’s the only thing that makes sense!!
Why would there be Disco in a '60s set? No! Go-go music!
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It WAS the 70s, Men were like that then. Men were MEN! and women were soft and obedient! That’s Trump’s whole schtick
Because COMEDY!
I figure to make a movie for $800, it needs to be all one stage, like a school play, so it has to get as weird as it can get
think Rushmore’s version of Apocalypse Now, the play within the movie
Have you ever seen a Troma Film? Very low budget
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Alternately, the BEST thing ever in any Santo movie (or ANY movie, for that matter) is the scene where Blue Demon has infiltrated Dr. Frankenstein’s compound so he can save Santo from the operating table. They’re about to operate on Santo so they can put an obedient henchman’s brain into Santo’s “mighty” body. The anaesthesiologist has left the operating room and gone into the room next door to get the ether.
Blue demon sees this and follows him in. So, at this point, you know what’s gonna happen – Blue Demon is gonna knock out the anaesthesiologist, put on his cap, surgical mask, and surgical gown, and, thus disguised, take the ether into the operating room and clean Dr. Frankenstein’s clock, right?
And as I’m waiting for the inevitable to happen, I’m like, “Wait a minute… TELL ME he’s not gonna put the cap and surgical mask OVER HIS WRESTLING MASK! TELL ME, he ain’t gonna do that!”
Well, HE DID IT! And somehow, NOBODY in the operating room noticed the lucha mask under the surgical mask! 
That is FROMAGE OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY I’VE EVER SEEN!! We’re talking GOLD!!!
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