That’s funny! I don’t have a detachable one, though.
And if I did, I’d just paint a skull face on it and perform a funny version of Hamlet with it. “Alas, poor Yorick…”
(Okay, I have done that…)
Alas, poor YourDetachableDick…
I remember the song, but I could only want my MTv. I wasn’t allowed to watch it. Especially Beavis and Butthead. Or even Pee Wee…
I wasn’t allowed to watch anything that annoyed my mother, which was pretty much anything that wasn’t General Hospital or Who’s The Boss.
Those two shows would have been better if they just switched Tony with one of the doctors and vice-versa. Then GH would be like, “O, ay, who needs a heart transplant? One cuore nuovo, amico mio, comin’ up!! Ha ha!” and WTB would just be like, “Angela, it’s Mona… she has amnesia.” See? Better already. That’s called workshopping.
P.S. For the record, I didn’t do the Hamlet thing with MY actual… it was a fake one, you see… (meant to be John Wayne Bobbitt’s). They wouldn’t allow that onstage otherwise!